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Penn Jillette, who appeared on The New Celebrity Apprentice with Donald Trump, breaks down why Trump was great for reality TV but would not be so great in the Oval Office ...

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You rarely see such heartfelt displays from Hollywood stars, but Leslie Jones wanted Whoopi Goldberg to understand how much she loves her during an appearance on The View this week.

The only part I am scratching my head about is that Jones says she watched Goldberg's legendary one-woman show on TV as a child and exclaimed to her dad she could be on TV, too, because someone who looks like her was right there on the screen. But Jones is only 12 years younger than Whoopi, and Whoopi doing her act on TV would have been 1984, when Jones was like 17.

But it's still a great exchange ...

... but they did a pretty good job.

Until Candace gave Newt Gingrich and Marco Rubio too much credit.

NOT SUCH A MEATHEAD: Above, Rob Reiner articulates why Donald Trump is (1) not a Republican, (2) not to be taken lightly, (3) crazy, (4) a racist.

In Kenya, men accused of being gay are subjected to forced anal probes to prove intercourse. New court case challenges the barbaric practice.

A reported 14 million women are trapped in marriages to gay men in China: “A lack of sex education in Chinese schools has contributed to the tragedy.”

I guess since all the cast members of Citizen Kane are dead ... (GIF via Columbia)

Are we really in a place and time where we need to know “where are they now?” about the cast of Troop Beverly Hills? Yes.

The South African rugby club the Jozi Cats is gay and inclusive. Check out their sexy, funny & edgy effort to recruit new members:

Listen to Grease actress Ava Gold sing ... or just watch this hot guy take a shower.

(Video stills via YouTube @AvaGoldVEVO)

Dr. Ben Carson is not smart, so stop saying he is. 

This author REALLY doesn't like bad reviews.

Insanely hot selfie.

BREAKING NEWS: Jordan Westerkamp's ass.

Cute dude totally pantsed.

Glam Caitlyn is happy with life “on the other side.”

Check out these “boyfriend twins.”

This dude is hairy perfection.

Even Raven-Symoné thinks Raven-Symoné is nuts.

Nick Jonas doesn't deny gay experimentation.

Jem and the Holograms was a DI-SAS-TER.

ABC is trying a reverse Will & Grace.

White House backs Equality Act.

Hotter by half: 

http://frattytastic.tumblr.com/post/132954557595

SELL OR BE SOLD: Rising-star artist Edward Granger is hot... in two senses.

David Mixner prefers the new Hillary, isn't bullish on her chances.

UNION CITY BLUE: Hillary endorsed by nation's biggest union.

Danny Pintauro insists he got HIV from oral sex.

Has Pintauro actually hurt the cause he's trying to help?

RIP Chantal Akerman, Belgian director.

Rosie O'Donnell heartbroken over daughter's tell-all.

THRONE BUTCH BLUES: Treasure found in porta potty.

If this ass is real, it's real nice.

Find out how to look like Kim Davis.

Making up is hard to do.

Vanity Fair discovers why Billy Eichner is so loud.

Super, super, super, super hot cop.

Is Cara Delevingne engaged to her GF?

The Stonewall is a landmark!

THE DEVIL YOU KNOW: Muscly Well-Strung.

Suppressive person Nicole Kidman not at daughter's wedding.

You'll love seeing entitled Luke V. Gatti get taken DOWN. 

CIAO, BELLO: It's like Twilight in reverse.

Why? Just La Cause.

Hair apparent

Oh, Joy.

I like Joy Behar, but she needs a prescription for something sometimes.

Even Joy knows she fucks up occasionally.

Tom Hardy's war on inelegance.

I'll have what Jessica Simpson's having.

Scorching-hot Oliver Cheshire. 

Buffoon Elton John derides prank.

Trump can see Alaska Thunderfuck from his house.

Harvey Fierstein punching up Funny Girl.

New song feat. Beyoncé drops, softly.

Scott Walker's campaign going off the rails?

SOUNDS GOOD: Chris Cornell's new album out.

Mayoral candidate wants to “eradicate” the gays.

2-bit right-wing carnival barker Phyllis Schlafly for the $10 bill?

Sean Penn never misses a Madonna concert.

.@SeanPenn during #TrueBlue @Madonna #rebelhearttour #NYC last night. Photo by joseisaac85 on instagram #Madonna #msg pic.twitter.com/nNn5kYcD1A

— DrownedMadonna.com (@DrownedMadonna) September 18, 2015

Happy 110th, Greta Garbo.

Tip for Kasich: Don't like Latinos? Stop trying to pretend you do.

New Stonewall featurette focuses on trans character.

Warren, Gaga & Hardwicke team up vs. sexual abuse ...

Gio, your hair looks terrific!

All the hot pieces of ABC News!

Tom Brady is dead to me.

Elton John brags that tyrannical Putin called him, Putin denies.

Is Rosie O'Donnell dating Tatum O'Neal?

Emily gets BLUNT.

The gay age-gap is REAL. (And real funny.)

Australia's PM sucks ass on gay marriage after all.

Hillary Clinton lends support to Muslim teen arrested for homemade clock.

Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour adds Asian, Mexican, domestic dates.

Kim Davis's lawyer blatantly lies, says The View called for her execution!

Caitlyn Jenner clarifies gay marriage position.

Ariana Grande's dollars-to-donuts impressions of Britney & Christina.

Hot, furry dude—should he manscape or not?