Above: "Noah's Gay Wedding Cruise: MarriageEvolved Edition" goes on sale.

Mr. Pippin, Orion Griffiths, wins 7th Annual Broadway Beauty Pageant.

Virginia GOP nominee might be craziest right-winger yet.

"Gif" is pronounced "jif." Who knew, besides Dina Martina?

Giorgio Moroder, 73 plays his first DJ set.

Daft Punk bonus track "Horizon" appears.

Via Towleroad: Man, 30, underwear-dances with himself, 20:

Why Madonna has endured for 30 years.

Madonna & Li'l Wayne on Nicki Minaj's road to Billboard.

Yet another racist claims his racism wasn't racism.

Anti-gay nutjob's suicide note. See you in hell!

Jailed Pussy Riot member begins hunger strike.

New (gay) Dads on the Block share family photos.

Apparently, Lance Armstrong loooves to be gang-rimmed.

Um, I want in on a round, too, but Sheryl Crow was unavailable for comment.

If this HuffPo header were intentional, it would be brilliant. But I think it's just accidentally so. HuffPo's writers are the Being There of news.

"Could a father not marry his son?"

Jeremy Irons can suck marry my dick.

President Obama returning 5% of his pay.

Dateline 1983: Danceteria.

20 sexy Michael Fassbender gifs.

He's living life as a merman.

Lady Gaga in—and out—of her wheelchair.

Beyoncé thinks she might be a feminist, even if she's married.

Madonna will auction off a Leger painting for girls' education.

Working out with Madonna's trainer.

Is Ken Cuccinelli against anal sex because he's an asshole?

Butt...butt...butt...

 

A must-read, amazing story of gay parents.

Obama would rule against all "gay-marriage" bans.

Bradley Manning wanted to be a war whistleblower.

Virginia's 1st out gay judge sworn in.

Lesbian mom beaten down in Texas.

Which doc subject are you like...Madonna? Little Edie?

Chelsea Handler cuts a rug with Rocco.

Nadya Ginsburg's Kickstarter for Madonnalogues.

Facebook is work-shopping itself in New Zealand.

Piers Morgan...love his politics, but hate him. Others do, too.

Justin Bieber in sheer tightie-whities.

Lunatic beheads mom, poses with her noggin.

A 94-year-old teacher retires, trash-talks "entitled" kids.

For Mile High Sports, a mustachioed, strapping pitcher says gays should stay quiet.

It's especially galling when a horse-hung guy tells you not to be all gay about it

"Chill out—he had this!"

Lesbian Tammy Baldwin (D) beats out Tommy Thompson (R) in WI.

Out former Clinton staffer Sean Patrick Maloney (D) beats Nan Hayworth (R) in NY.

Maine to marriage equality: We do! (MD: Us, too!)

Claire McCaskill (D) shuts down Todd Akin (Rape) in MO.

Elizabeth Warren (D) unseats Scott Brown (R) in MA.

Kirsten Gillibrand (D) easily wins a full term in NY.

Sherrod Brown (D) wins vs. unspeakable douchebag in OH.

Linda McMahon (R) pinned by Chris Murphy (D) in CT.

Joe Donnelly (D) aborts Richard Mourdock (R) in IN.

Tim Kaine (D) trounces George "Macaca" Allen in VA.

Bill Nelson (D) strikes out Connie Mack (R) in FL.

Bill Casey (D) wins—no clever verbiage—vs. Tom Smith (R) in PA.

In MA, Kennedy (D) scores Barney Frank's seat. (Stop it.)

Tammy Duckworth (D) vanquishes deadbeat dad Joe Walsh (R) in IL.

Mazie Hirono (D) defeats ex-guv Linda Lingle (R) in HI.

Redskins game that predicted Obama loss was botched by ref.

Bill O'Reilly thinks all O voters are freeloaders.

GOP to hold onto the House of Representatives.

Karl Rove literally thinks he owns FOX News.

Donald Trump should be arrested for treason. For real.

And finally, Sarah Palin looks HIDEOUS:

Via Perez.

Kidman-meat

Keith Urban has a body of death.

Do NOT call Gene Hackman's wife a "cunt."

Brad Pitt puts his money where his mouth is.

Quel disaster! (Caused by gay people, of course.)

Dylan Williams is camerabait.

"Celine Dion" is a complete witch.

Li'l girl tired of "Bronco Bamma" and Mitt Romney.

Obama's poll numbers keep improving.

If Mitt Romney ran an honest ad, it would be like this.

Here's a visual explanation of why they're called The Wanted.

Rolling around and trading oral with "insatiable" Joe Simpson.

Vote in the Queerties.

Madonna's dancers prank her during MDNA show for Halloween.

Put your claws all over my body...

A powerful and simple closer from a campaign that has made very few missteps. Obama's chances are up at FiveThirtyEight (to 73.6% as of right now) after a raft of swing-state polls have led Nate Silver to state that Ohio really isn't a toss-up anymore, and Virginia is at least heading in the right left direction, too. Let's hope Sandy doesn't disrupt things too much...

John be Arrow man

John Barrowman isn't straight, is in Arrow.

Russia's war on gays intensifies.

Chris Brown's war on gays intensifies.

McFly's Harry Judd is fit/to be tied.

People are interested in Paul Ryan's stats.

Adele gives birth to a boy.

Mitt Romney continues plagiarizing Friday Night Lights.

Out singer Jonny unleashes a "Gay [sic] Canon".

Best blind, lesbian opera singer story  you'll read today!

Athletes are often hawt.

Suffolk thinks Ohio is tied, but previously ceded Florida, Virginia and North Carolina to Romney outright.

Poll cats: Suffolk sounds like it's in the tank for Romney/Ryan

A true pal to all gals

Find Mitt Romney on BINDR.

2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals: DOMA unconstitutional.

Pawel Milner is a model citizen.

Leading marriage-equality opponent cuts ad in favor of it.

Animal Practice put to sleep.

Gay boxer Orlando Cruz "struggled" with coming out.

Ominous October Surprise site unmasked as an awkward Rick Roll.

Ann Romney thinks Mormon missionary work = military service.

Someone thinks Mario Lopez is a "thoughtless jerk." (Ali Landry thinks so, too.)

Man tied to Virginia GOP arrested and charged for destroying voter-registration forms.

Obama (funny!) and Romney (meh) crack wise in Manhattan:

Agony of the feet

Scent of a man: Taboo explores the foot fetishes of Foot Fraternity.

Lesbian step-sister zings Michele Bachmann.

Romney will only detail his tax plan after he wins.

Log Cabin Republicans defend ad using the corpse of Ambassador Christopher Stevens.

Stevens's father says politicizing his death is "abhorrent."

President Obama takes debate-prep break, phone-banks in Virginia.

First images of Madonna on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

Writers and artists (including me!) on The First Time I Heard Kate Bush.

What inspires artist Scooter Laforge.

Mo Rocca's cure for Electoral Dysfunction.

Barbra Streisand duets with son Jason Gould: