Atkinson with his family before coming out as gay...and that wasn't the worst of it.

Late Conservative MP David Atkinson called sexual predator...by his adult son.

FOX Newser mad Americans ignorant of history displays ignorance of history.

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Zac Efron gets shirtless with Bear Grylls.

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Comic icon “Archie” will die taking a bullet meant for his gay friend. 

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Madonna serves jury duty in NYC, jury out on accusations of special treatment.

WTF does Zac Efron see in Michelle Rodriguez? A hot top?

Watch this and get way into—or forever renounce—astrology.

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2-gun salute

At this point, Zac Efron seems to be acknowledging he's hot.

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Strapping young man

He'd bend over Zac-wards for his friends!

Zac Efron's vacation with Michelle Rodriguez (of all people) and superhot, 47-year-old Italian businessman/daddy Gianluca Vacchi (seen above in a rather fetching pose) has gotten lots of press.

 

The group is spending most of its time dancing and goofing off for Vacchi's social media, it seems: 

This includes dancing on a table top for girls, as Vacchi says:

 

 Looks like loads of fun, though I wouldn't go anywhere near Michelle Rodriguez if I had a substance-abuse issue. Just a guess, but she seems like trouble.

Buzzfeed has a lot more to add to this.

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Madonna's new supercut. New single? (Or is that Janet?)

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Zooey Deschanel with ZERO makeup.

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I scam, I said.

Wilde's boy

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Artec's remix of London Grammar's “Strong.”

Fire this bitch.

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Zac's tits are a hit!

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This ear abortion should help get a couple of surgeons' licenses revoked:

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Jimmy Fallon entices Seth Rogen and Zac Efron into drag for a skit about a TeeNick show called Ew! Zac's not even trying here, because you know with almost no effort he could be the prettiest girl ever...

In his Hollywood Reporter (May 9, 2014) cover story, Zac Efron says AA may have changed his life, and goes on to say that he continues to struggle with addiction. In spite of that candor, he's sticking to his creaky story about the night he got beat up by a homeless guy while out cruising for sushi:

“I had a friend come pick me up late at night—we were looking for a place downtown to get a bite and catch up. We were having trouble finding somewhere—a lot of places were closed—and the car ran out of gas off the 110. It was ridiculous. We had to pull over, and I called Uber. A homeless guy, or vagrant, tapped on the driver's-side window. Before I knew it, he [the friend] was out of the car, and they started fighting. I saw that [the homeless man] was carrying some sort of a knife, or shank, and I got out of the car to disarm him. At some point, he dropped the knife, and I got hit pretty hard in the face—and almost instantly the police were there to break up the fight.”

Zac calls it the most terrifying moment of his life. It does sound scary, but the scarcity of details (who was the friend? why did the friend exit the car? were they for real not looking for drugs instead of a bit to eat?) is still pretty alarming in its own right.

The rest of the piece reveals the Zac I knew; sweet, humble, introspective and grateful for his success.

They met on Tinder.

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