Isn't it risky to carry your stache on your person?

Zac Efron has a power-bottom porn stache???

Obama's legacy continues to bulk up: U.S./Cuba relations thawing.

Will we get Beetlejuice 2, North Korea willing?

GUTLESS: Steve Carell movie set in North Korea canceled.

What is fuck no, Alex?

A promising HIV vaccine in South Africa.

Evolution, as told in emojis.

Somebody got paid for this Photoshop job???

Calvin Harris shirtless.

Selma: “Show the tape.”

Stephen Collins is sorry he molested underage girls.

Madonna retracts “rape” & “terrorism” comments.

“Don't Tell Me” not to dance like Madonna.

'Member Terri Schiavo? Her husband does, Jeb Bush.

Today is the final day of fund-raising for Retake: The Movie.

U.S. Consul to Turkey to marry his local boyfriend in WI.

Black teen executed 70 years ago for murder is exonerated.

Manly man Chris Hemsworth, in detail.

Man alive!

In a rousing, full-throated speech on the benefits of taking executive action on immigration, O kicked A.

President Obama, via executive action, tackles immigration; Republican heads explode.

Obama has every right to do this.

Hillary Clinton thanks Obama for taking action.

Crowd outside White House is happy with immigration progress.

Barilla goes from the shit-list to the hit-list in the space of a year.

3 old ladies meet Maryjane for the first time.

Zac Efron masturbated 17 times today.

Lana Del Rey seem in disturbingly violent Marilyn Manson video.

Is the male wide stance really such a bad thing?

Keep your eyes on his thighs.

Navel maneuvers

Meet ex-rugby stud Jarryd Hayne.

Latest school shooter defies stereotypes: Popular jock.

Nick Jonas plays “Guess the Bulge,” starring Zac Efron.

Extremely sexy ginger!

Surprisingly, Mama June is a terrible, horrible, nogood, very bad mom.

No.

This item would've have aroused me even as a hormonal gay teen.

Gotham star Corey Michael Smith's killer butt is all the rage on the Internet.

BAR NUN: Madonna reacts to Sister Cristina.

First new TV series of the year has been canceled, and it's...this one.

People are getting STUPID about Ebola. Lizz Winstead is getting SMART.

After the jump, haunting video from the discovery of Ebola in 1976...

 

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Zac Efron cuddles silver-haired devil (aka director) Max Joseph. In bed. ((Goes green with envy.))

Catholic tails are wagging the dog as conservatives pressure papal backpedaling on LGBT issues.

The Vatican on those recent, positive comments on gays: “Just kidding!”

Governors of Alaska & Idaho fight gay marriage in vain.

Zac Efron's latest beard is coming in nicely.

Ryan Phillippe directs his own ass!

Incest is best? Germany so kinky!

Supreme Court blocks draconian TX abortion law.

Madonna's first-born is 18 years old already.

Madonna + Britney = the kiss felt 'round the world.

Guys with big feet are big cheats!

Robbie Rogers-inspired comedy show gets green light @ ABC.

2014 Democratic early voting outpacing 2010 levels.

Ke$ha sues Dr. Luke for emotional & sex abuse.

You'll wanna do this, too, when you get a load of 267-pound Jack Doyle:

Size matters!

Zac Efron (R) on set with co-star Wes Bentley (L), taken late last month.

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Fur real

Zac Efron, even with substance-abuse issues, has marijuana undies.

Another famous wrestler dies young.

Is Harry Styles hideously deformed?

Net neutrality bigger than Janet Jackson's tits.

9/29 a big day for gay marriage.

Phil Robertson thinks STDs are God's penalty.

Shia LaBeouf is guilty, guilty, guilty.

Ryan Phillippe hits the big 4-0.