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The guys in Times Square and at Hollywood & Highland never look like this ...

ABOVE: Lee Horsley, of coursely.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jerrod Carmichael talking to Ellen DeGeneres, Payton Gendron's racism and white supremacy and how the media barely mentions them, Britney miscarries and more ...

ABOVE: Just the truth at the NYC #BansOffOurBodies march. Also, for good measure, note that in Missouri a pregnant woman can not legally divorce her husband. Or abort the child.

Bonus image — Dan Forrester was turning 27, but died at 31. (Image via Boy's Life)

BELOW: Keep reading for Clarence Thomas's hissy-fit, Madonna's NFT windfall for charity and more ...

ABOVE; Everything Linda Simpson did on a lark in the '80s and '90s is now art.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, Elon Musk's cold feet, RIP Fred Ward and more ...

ABOVE: He knows full well.

BELOW: Keep reading for the porn doc shaking things up, two new queer books, Betty White's stuff and more ...

Mr. King (Image via video still)

Bruce Boxleitner, Mantique of the Day, is celebrating a birthday, sometimes shirtless in the gallery that follows. Keep reading, and follow Gr8erDays here ...

without further ado… ms. patti lupone pic.twitter.com/rEBB7nfXQ2

— hen (@themascsinger) May 11, 2022

ABOVE: Mouthy cunt mouths off to Patti LuPone.

BELOW: RIP James Olson, Manchin's a no on abortion rights, school backs down on Don't Say Gay decision and more...

Kevin McDonald, Scott Thompson, Bruce McCulloch, Mark McKinney & Dave Foley in 2021 (Image via Twitter)

Who would have thought we'd be watching new Kids in the Hall episodes in 2022, and yet here we are, with new episodes premiering on Amazon Prime Video May 13.

The boys — all aged 59-62 — are the subject of a two-part doc, The Kids in the Hall: Comedy Punks, which helpfully reminds viewers of the troupe's 38-year legacy of subversive comedy, including flirtations with SNL, exploration of drag and homosexuality and their dark humor's impressive sphere of influence. Using pristine archival footage and new interviews, the piece rehashes the group's rise to fame, internal struggles and lucrative reunions, doing so while also presenting snippets of their greatest hits and worst bits. It feels definitive, and I would suggest watching it prior to digging in to their new episodes.