President Biden at the signing ceremony, immediately after being sworn in. (Image via video still)

Inauguration Day went off without a hitch!

Some of the most memorable moments:

Biden's Speech

At just over 20 minutes, Biden's speech was delivered passionately and with clarity. The guy with the stutter who's been accused of having dementia knocked it out of the park — and spit poetry at the end:

Musical Performances

Lady Gaga (looking like a human Capitol of some sort — very operatic), J.Lo and Garth Brooks delivered the national anthem, “This Land Is Your Land”/“America the Beautiful”/“Let's Get Loud” (cheeky) and “Amazing Grace,” respectively. And respectfully:

The Actual Swearing-In Ceremonies

Biden and Harris were sworn in, and while that part of the ceremony was — as always — short and sweet, both were momentous:

National Youth Poet Laureate Amanda Gorman's Speech

Stirring up many emotions, young National Youth Poet Laureate Amanda Gorman made a huge impression with her words:

Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minnesota) Delivers Opening Remarks

Klobuchar was sensational in her duties leading the ceremony's opening remarks, and speaking throughout:

Bye, now!

46 and First Lady Dr. Jill Biden (Image via video still)

ABOVE: You love to see it. It's official — President Joseph R. Biden Jr.

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Don't miss Hillary's chat with Mayor Pete here! (Images via Apple)

Unlike anyone named Trump, Hillary Clinton knows about passing the torch, being gracious and being genuinely pleased for the success of others.

She also knows how to bury a hatchet and get to work — which she did when Barack Obama, who beat her out of a presidential nomination that had seemed in the bag, asked her to be our Secretary of State.

Today, Hillary is arriving at the Capitol for the swearing-in of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, and must be feeling joy that Trump, not just her rival in 2016, but truly the worst public servant in American history, has departed the White House forever:

It's a Christmas Carol Channing! (Image via video still)

Bette Midler (and Meidas Touch) were saving this one ...

Sorry but i think Noah Beck is hot as hell pic.twitter.com/EzQDVJ9RP3

— Kings and Studs (@kingsandstuds) January 19, 2021

ABOVE: The above Noah Beck snaps were censored by Instagram, proving once again that nobody gay works there.

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I feel for this kid. (Images via TikTok)

Claudia Conway, the teenage daughter of Kellyanne and George Conway, is back — this time with a collection of instances in which her mother is verbally abusing her over her mental state and other perceived flaws.

Kellyanne cusses her out and speaks to her with such contempt, it's easy to forget it's a mother speaking to a daughter in 2021.

In spite of the damning comments, Conway says she isn't trying to get her mom arrested, though would love to be emancipated, but:

she's way too powerful

Keep reading for the video:

Dr. Simone Gold, a hydroxychloroquine nut, and her companion John Strand, who has done extensive physique modeling, including with gay-fave photogs Thomas Synnamon, Rick Day and Tony Duran, are among the latest seditionists arrested for their actions inside the U.S. Capitol on January 6.

Here is a nice picture of John:

And here is the real John:

Strand was hired by Gold as a comms director for a right-wing doctors' group. (Image via social media)

These motherfuckers live in Beverly Hills, lol. I'll never get over how anyone could listen to these pretentious charlatans and think for one second they believe in, really, anything.

Check out the footage that led to Gold and Strand's arrests:

ABOVE: Looking good. Let's hope tomorrow is as safe as it is momentous.

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