ABOVE: I can't squeeze into mine anymore, which is damning since it's just straps and metallic fringe.

BELOW: Keep reading for a revealing model series, some COVIDIOTS sunning themselves, Central Park Karen's apology and more ...

ABOVE: I remember when teen magazines looked like this. Follow here.

BELOW: Keep reading or a pit-iful photo shoot, memories of the Everard, Biden's masked leadership, Trump's North Carolina shake-down and more ...

ABOVE: Enjoy your weekend.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked wrestler, Trump's latest golf outing, Hilary Duff reacting to QAnon pedophile rumors, Queerantine winner and more ...

ABOVE: Somebody tells this DIY dad about TikTok!

BELOW: Keep reading for Daytime Emmy nipples, new Gaga, the 5G conspiracy theory, a look back at Paul Lynde and much, much more ...

Together. pic.twitter.com/H6rQBIy3Vf

— Jason Ebeyer (@jasonebeyer) May 21, 2020

ABOVE: How amazing is this?

BELOW: Keep reading for the Instagay of your dreams, my guess as to Biden's running mate, more on that nurse who wasted away in an ICU fighting COVID-19, vintage gay P-Town and more ...

ABOVE: Nothing but blue skies.

BELOW: Keep reading for naked soldiers, spanking a homophobe, Ruby Rose flies the coop and more ...

ABOVE: This quote does not help me.

BELOW: This Domino's worker delivers, gay dads Zoom to adopt, RIP Eddie Haskell (whose performances were always so lovely) and more ...

ABOVE: Pete's nips.

BELOW: Keep reading for an underwear overlord, Pompeo's taxpayer-funded dog walker, Karl Rove's racist rhetoric returns, the face/dick challenge and more ...