ABOVE: Today would've been Whitney Houston's 57th.

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ABOVE: No link because it does not deserve the clicks, but The New York Times ran a piece by Maureen Dowd predicated on the belief that a man/woman combo hasn't appeared on the Democratic ticket in 36 years ... completely forgetting Clinton/Kaine from 2016! How did this get proofed and still run?! They updated it to specify a man choosing a woman as his running mate.

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ABOVE: Glinda had that wasp waist!

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ABOVE: Comedy icon Lucille Ball was born 109 years ago today!

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ABOVE: Bad news — he can't wink.

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ABOVE: You can still watch Broadway Bares, but you'll need to take a rain check on “Rotation.”

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ABOVE: Good grief — Martin Sheen is EIGHTY.

BELOW: Vindictive obituaries, Judge Salas speaks, Madonna's batshit boyfriend ...

ABOVE: Cutting an art.

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