ABOVE: Happy 70th to Mandy Patinkin and his tucus!

BELOW: Keep reading for Madison Cawthorn's last stand, Hakeem Jeffries rising and more ...

ABOVE: Damn, that Old Kid on the Block looks good to me. How is he MY age?!

BELOW: Keep reading for celebrity tail, Romney vs. Trump and more ...

ABOVE: Ed Harris — one of the all-time hottest dads.

BELOW: Keep reading for that White Lotus scene, a Club Q survivor talks and more ...

ABOVE: Yes, he did that.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot selfie (by someone else), Trump vs Kanye and more ...

ABOVE: So far, Facebook's answer to losing 2-factor authentication is ... bye. And now Musk is openly welcoming white supremacy to Twitter. So follow my various Instagram accounts (here, here, here — depending on your tastes). It's my least useful social media presence for me, but might be the last man standing.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chippendales nudity, Kanye & Trump & Fuentes, calendars showing skin and more ...

ABOVE: I'm thankful for peeks.

BELOW: Keep reading for the Colorado shooter's dad, the Walmart shooter's victims, Russia becoming even more anti-gay and more ...

ABOVE: Grease-y kid stuff.

BELOW: Keep reading for a natural man, Trump's tax loss, Musk's fascist takeover continues to depress and more ...

ABOVE: Daddy robe!

BELOW: Keep reading for the Club Q hero, a high-profile complaint about why Gaetz's case is taking forever and more ...