ABOVE: Interesting day for celebrity b'days — Bruce, Ursula Andress, Rerun!

BELOW: Keep reading for crushes, male nudity and — oh, yeah! — a former POTUS on the verge of a nervous breakdown ...

ABOVE: Happy bulge-day!

BELOW: Keep reading for David Geffen's weddin bells, Ryan Raftery taking on the mother of all mothers, J. Crew (if you're nasty) and more ...

ABOVE: Russell Todd, one of the hottest men of the '80s, is now one of the hottest men in his 60s.

BELOW: Keep reading for Paul Mescal opening, Michael Imperioli for trans rights, NYC Pride announces theme and more ...

ABOVE: She claims January 15 is her birthday, but also wants you to believe she's 72.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay rugby star, Oscar highlights, gay genes and more ...

ABOVE: Jason Beghe hits 63.

BELOW: Human thirst traps, Pence admits Trump nearly got him kilt and more ...

ABOVE: Could you? Would you?

Bonus beef (Image via tear sheet)

BELOW: Keep reading for naked dancers, Thiel's wrongdoing, Trump almost indicted and more ...

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ABOVE: Um. Whose birthday is it, with all that cake around?!

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BELOW: Keep reading for the return of Sex/Life, Mason Gooding's arm dance and more ...

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ABOVE: John Hill and Danny Visconti are bringing their Hair and Teeth show to The Green Room 42 — TIX. Psst: It includes tunes by Jessica Simpson and Beyoncé. I'm old enough to remember being on a press trip with JS and B at Disney, and Jessica was treated as the bigger star!

BELOW: Keep reading for the anti-gay bigot who flirts with femme boys, a jock strips on the field, Charles Busch spills all and MORE ...