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Mar 20 2013
Puking In The House Is Not Permissible (The Dog Might Eat It) Comments (8)

In the '80s, when my parents were leaving on a rare trip without my sister, my hilarious mom left me this meticulously crafted note, spelling out all the rules of the house. Thankfully, she's always had perfect penmanship, so it can still be enjoyed today.

I love how stern it seems...until you get to the parenthetical aside about drunken puking being verboten because "the dog might eat it." But the ultimate has to be the third line of (5).