His acting career's on the bubble.

Chris Evans announces acting exit plan. (Can he still do shirtless gifs?)

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin "consciously uncouple." (Oh, brother.)

All the beach-themed shots I've posted lately? #springfever

KISS lands its first (!) Rolling Stone cover.

Tiger that almost ate Siefried's Roy dies.

Pastor flooded Texas due to praying too hard.

Weir divorce goes from bad to whatever's Russian for worse.

Fan-reaction vid outshines Lady Gaga's kitchen-sink "G.U.Y." vid.

"Eric Decker has an enormous schlong" is SEO catnip.