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Mar 03 2014
Need To Know: The Oscars Were Pretty Fun, Ellen Was Mostly Funny, The Right People Mostly Won Comments (0)

Tumblr_n1vj4pXJ911rl58vno4_500"You deserve this." "I know."

*widget boy cultureThe Oscars (winners here) remind us that Angelina Jolie is a very good person.

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*widget boy cultureHere's a tip: Next time, give the pizza boy some money.

Tumblr_n1uy5d0KwD1qibkfno1_500Indiana Jonesing for carbs.

*widget boy cultureEllen's gimmicky selfie trick was a Samsung semi-coup.

Tumblr_n1ubpuTtzd1qh9nffo1_500Say, "Cheesy!"

*widget boy cultureLet's not think of Kim Novak this way, but instead think of her this way:

Tumblr_n1otv2QhlL1riyibxo3_500What black magic has her surgeon been up to?

*widget boy cultureStill, Kim thought Goldie Hawn looked just GREAT.

*widget boy cultureJohn Travolta is our Liberace!

*widget boy cultureOscar viewership hit a 10-year high on Ellen's watch.

Tumblr_n1vh0b0tqq1rtx5ico3_400"What kind of disease do I need to get to win a fuckin' award, huh???"

*widget boy cultureLeo loses to Matt, Matt snubs AIDS, Jared snubs no one.

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*widget boy cultureJennifer goes for Lupita's gold, but is headed for a big fall.

Tumblr_n1u7m9vhMu1snj5pto2_400Once is cute, twice is rehab.

*widget boy cultureLupita's the first African to win an Oscar.

Tumblr_n1udym9DHs1qh9nffo1_500Kenya believe it???

*widget boy cultureNext Oscars will be all about Airplane vs. Volcano.

*widget boy cultureDarlene Love was 20 feet from every star, not about to miss her big break:

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*widget boy cultureLady Gaga was at the Oscars. No one cared.

Tumblr_n1u6u0Gj7n1t1rvzco4_250And the crowd goes mild.

*widget boy cultureMadonna's after-party was the be-all, end-all.

MadonnaMadonna gave Jane Krakowski (sur)realness!

*widget boy cultureNOW SHE'S A BLUE-HAIR: Liza's hair was everything at the Oscars:

Tumblr_n1u1c2bjtX1s9dykmo1_400Reminds me of her Results-era 'do.

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