Nick Jonas's soccer balls. If Nick makes you horny, this will finish ya off.

Here's some MDMA, to your health!

Honeymooners star (and "Fake Alice") Sheila MacRae dies at 92.

Bachmann: Tea Party is an "intellectual movement." (More like bowel movement.)

Shrill Palin lambastes Obama via Dr. Seuss (probably the only author she's read).

Obama's foreign policy is not weak, it's effective.

Face time via Call Me Adam with Nothing But Trash's sexxxy creatives:

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Cardinal Dolan scared shitless that Pope Francis might endorse civil unions.

HOLY SEE-WORD!: The Pope drops the F-bomb accidentally.

A Frank Spinelli primer—must-read!

Lena Dunham brought her brand of funny to SNL.

Misgivings about Matthew McConaughey and Dallas Buyers Club.

A Work Unfriendly look at nudity that gives "well hung" a dark new meaning.

Francois Sagat will be your mistress tonight:

Sagatcha, gotcha where he wants ya...