Women sliding off their seats over sexy mug shot.

Taylor Lautner shirtless, minus the 'roids. HOT!

Perv-in-chief Dov Charney of American Apparel ousted.

R. Kelly & Lady Gaga's dumped video was “literally an ad for rape.”

Obama weighs limited military intervention in Iraq.

Sen. Boxer (D-Calif.) rips Sen. McCain (R-Ariz.) on Iraq.

Alan Parker refers to Madonna in Evita as “a compromise...”

...but wanted her in The Blue Angel opposite De Niro.

New face of Madonna's Material Girl is Disney's Zendaya.

Obama cuts off Uganda for draconian anti-gay laws.

Hot-as-hell wrestler.

Who's Afraid of Vagina Wolf? is a real movie title. Not porn.

Restoration Hardware is sending around a 17-pound catalog!

Coldplay's “A Sky Full of Stars” video.

Sarah Jessica Parker slays on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.

All the hottest Grady Sizemore photos.

Rick Perry regrets gay = alcoholic comment.

NY State Sen. Ruben Diaz (D!) thinks Satan runs schools.

Diaz is a total Tony Danza fanboy.

Churro ice cream sandwiches for all!

(No) Surprise: Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R) was accused of being a crook.

Disney's Into the Woods will be family-friendly.

Meryl Streep to be Maria Callas in the Mike Nichols HBO version of Master Class.

Maria...you oughtta see her...