She loved A League of Their Own more than you did!
Mariah Carey rides subway, new CD won't hit #1.
Only U.S. Afghan P.O.W. freed after five years in captivity.
“I'M CLOSE! I'M CLOSE!” (On Tuesday.)
Infamous burned-by-coffee case involving McDonald's revisited.
Evan Rachel Wood prefers her baby to Jamie Bell.
Oscar nominee of an indeterminate age Sylvia Miles isn't well.
Sexy Mario Bros. dude.
Troglodytic E. Texas waitress issues subtle threat to all gays.
HuffPo feels the need to remind readers who the fuck Lee Pace is.