People (July 14, 2014) really knows how to get me to buy it—their cover is devoted to “Hollywood's Hottest Bachelors!”, some of which might actually be heterosexual, ladies.

One of whom I'd bet my bottom (dollar) is straight is coverboy Joe Manganiello. Joe says any woman looking to forge a relationship with him has to put up with a lot:

“I am part Sicilian. I am passionate. I am a hot-blooded person. If you don't like spicy, then maybe I'm not for you. I like hugs and kisses and snuggling. I'm a physical person. If you're not, then it ain't gonna work.”

Gee, that really sounds like some heavy baggage to deal with.