Barbra Streisand has joined Instagram, and tries to change the subject by asking if we think her dog is precious. The dog! The least interesting aspect of this totally nutty portrait, which finds her decked out like Col. Sanders in spiked heels on a lawn somewhere on a wicker chair, no less, her hand and face Photoshopped into 1970s smoothness. Even her positioning creates a line and hides her mid-section (this is where the dog becomes interesting).

But all in all, this is what passes for a candid in her world.

Somehow, I don't foresee vadge selfies and cleavage in the future.