Another reason ISIL needs to be destroyed.

ISIL beheads American journalist Steven Sotloff.

Bolivia and Israel are officially on a break.

I don't like reclining airline passengers either but grow the fuck up.

I want to be Sofia Vergara's vagina.

Where all the hot MSMs vacation...Chicago???

Now Groot joins Jennifer Lawrence on list of celebs violated by iCloud.

McKayla Maroney's argument vs. sites posting her nudes: She was jailbait.

Fashion Police is on a two-week hold. That's...optimistic!

Blake McIver introduces Nancy Sinatra to Ariana Grande: 

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Raja is officially more sickening than salmonella.

Nestle makes bank while California dries up.

Beloved LGBT activist Andrew Cray succumbs to cancer.

Illinois seems poised to elect an out of touch rich tool as governor.

Cuba Gooding Jr. is all cracked out!

Classic links to Robin Williams here and here.

Adele leaks.

Murderous Russian mobster takes issue with where your penis goes.

BRAID DAY: Texas Native American kindergartener sent home for long hair.

Keanu Reeves is 50 and looks like this.

Why everyone seems to hate Frankie Grande.

He's so nice in real life! (I'm not watching the show.)