Depending on if you value youth or talent more, this image is shady in different ways...but brilliant.

Via Planet Hiltron: Madonna as Joan, Gaga as Melissa.

Kate Bush's rare live shows in the UK draw raves.

Chik-fil-A founder dies.

Gene Simmons declares rock dead. Rock asks, “Who?”

Obama delays executive action in immigration.

A butt you'd second-mortgage your house for.

Tom Brady's beggin' for it!

Todd Sanfield's bulge is timeless.

Porn sites wake up on 'Net neutrality.

Kathy Griffin on Joan Rivers: “Respect must be paid to this woman.”

Did you spend $10K to get into Joan's funeral?

So what if Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY) isn't gracious?

Sadly for the right, Obamacare is working.

A hot flash of hot undies.

Friendly reminder: Ross Lynch is over 18.