Famed Elvis photographer Alfred Wertheimer dies @ 85.

Islamic fundamentalist dies during terror shootings in Ottawa.

Homophobic 50 Cent joins Cyndi Lauper's pro-gay holiday concert.

Do you wanna go as “Sabrina Duncan” for Halloween?

Bristol Palin cussin' up a STORM after that skankified Alaskan brawl.

Keepin' 'em honest, Anderson Cooper confirms: No HIV risk from towels.

Another fucking idiot jumps the White House fence.

Michael Brown autopsy report released.

Madonna's 28-year-old True Blue hits Top 25 again in the UK.

Gaga facilitates gay on-stage marriage proposal during her ARTPOP Ball Tour.

Insane betch gets caught in chimney.

South Dakota GOP Senate candidate Mike Rounds is a crook?

Reporter who wrote critically of gubernatorial candidate Bruce Rauner (R-IL) resigns.

Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX) was too quick to play that Ebola card.

Elizabeth Pena drank herself do death.

Tina Fey was pissed she could so easily hire Jan Hooks.

New Kimmo Matias album The Ministry of Pornography.

Absolutely no regrets