“7/11” is evidence that Beyoncé can put out anything and people will probably love it and use it to call her brilliant. If Madonna put out this same song, the lyrical content would instead be used to call her an idiot who was way too old to be singing about partying. Beyoncé is 33, for the record, so I'm not sure at what age it will be expected of her to stop singing about alkahaul, but it's coming.

This isn't for me. The video is a lot of fun, though...