Above: Check out Salem Suite, a Will McBride show at Clampart in NYC.

Amtrak engineer is gay, so naturally anti-gay idiots are saying that's to blame. (???)

Buzzfeed thinks irrelevant factoids about the engineer are relevant.

More drama with Lady Gaga's old Svengali Rob Fusari.

Wonder if Zac Efron's nipples are hard-wired?

Hung go-go boy offers a kiss to the camera.

Sean Hannity calls Michelle Obama a racist. White-eye roll.

Ross Mathews remembers Joan Rivers.

NYC cops finally shoot a guy for a damn good reason.

Bitch I'm Madonna Madonnathon party in NYC:

Every female celeb talk-show interview ROLLED INTO ONE.

Maybe Jeb Bush is the dumb one???

Sheer recreates 98° on TRL.

Sword-filled shipwreck IDed.

Anti-gay Republican family man caught sexting intern.

HIV treatment adds years to the life of those with the virus.

Chelsea Manning gets a laudatory statue in Berlin.

UK popstar Adam Rickitt's years of bulimia really make old pics of him sad.