The new Vacation, like Chris Hemsworth illustrates, may be hard to swallow.

Cop tries to bite off love rival's nut sack.

New McDonald's Hamburglar is HOT.

Bully apologizes to gay target 20 years later.

Elect climate-change deniers, lose your planet.

Adele dons George Michael drag.

Mariah Carey opens in Vegas. NY Times drags.

Magazine printed with HIV-positive blood.

Lindsay Lohan's community disservice.

Madonna's third Rebel Heart single is ...!

Senate demands a say in President Obama's Iran deal.

One foot in Gulf of Mexico leads to flesh-eating loss of limb.

Marco Rubio, wishy-washy on DACA/DAPA,  is cool with ex-gay torture.

But Oregeon BANS ex-gay torture.

Granny steals a kiss from Prince Harry.

Random list of celebs served at an NYC restaurant circa 2000.