ABOVE: That infamous “FAGS” receipt was actually just a joke.

Amazing al Qaeda document dump.

Aloha, Matt Bomer's nipples!

Man whose HIV took 30 years to show symptoms.

That infamous anti-gay church in Harlem is really spreading Christian love.

DIPDONNA!: Madonna dating Diplo?

Controversial Madonna photo is old and a scam to plug an Israeli party.

Megyn Kelly's guest calls out Fox for “creating cloud of corruption” around Hillary.

Trespassing gynocopter pilot looking at hard time.

Duggar dad turned in his own son, Josh, for child molestation???

Ted Cruz won't deny personal contempt for LGBT people.

David Letterman signs off for good.

Maya Rudolph parodies over-singers.

BELOW: Check out the BULGE on this one.