He's the sheriff

American cop drives Brit women to (fantasy) lives of crime.

Gandalf & Dumbledore marrying across from Westboro!

Chinese hackers compromise IDs of 4 million fed employees.

If you scoffed at John Kerry windsurfing, check out Chris Christie's mound.

Ben Cohen in his tightie-whities!

Lifetime's Full House movie cast.

Republican, Christian Talk-er Underwood on the Duggars.

Joe Biden reels as son's casket arrives.

Justin Bieber to buff Drake: “damn daddy”

Caitlyn Jenner might be more bankable than Bruce was.

Betty White joins Instagram.

Star Trek's Nichelle Nichols, 82, suffers mild stroke.

Waiter spits in drink, is sued for HIV exposure.

Chris & Scott Evans duet, not too seriously.

Check out Stewart Taylor's supergay vid.

Supersweaty Rick Perry is running for prez (uh-gain).

To millennials, Gay Pride is just another party.

Amazing The Walk trailer revives WTC.

Four Seasons co-owner tries to rape family friend at his own business.

Tom Cruise's son continues to be an A-hole.

Sarah Palin absurdly compares Lena Dunham to Josh Duggar.

Are you man enough to handle Madonna's workout?

Madonna's new single cover is bad; iPhone snap, tacky background:

Hire a fucking photographer and fire that designer, Bitch You're Madonna!