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Kesha bravely gambles her career with shocking lawsuit claims.
Due to old homophobic comments, Iggy Azalea bumped from Pride.
Jeb Bush endorsed publicly shaming unwed mothers.
Confirmed bachelor Sen. Lindsey Graham proposes ... rotating 1st Lady!
Gandalf & Dumbledore got married across from Westboro.
Fully exposed Peter.
Texas cop who ruined pool party resigns.
No flies on this pitcher!
Miley Cyrus, who came out as bi @ 14, continues campaign to be the new Madonna.
Madonna uses Modern-English's Super-Shareable tech to plug her tour.
This kid is doing a book. Because.
Meet a teen queen in NYC.
Zac Efron & Adam Devine get shirtless & pose.
Robin Thicke's career is memorialized.
Chris Pratt wasn't really impotent-impotent, just ... a little impotent.