Desi Arnaz was as white as Paula Deen, but she's apparently reverse color-blind.

Paula Deen is a racist tool, fires her social media manager over brownface.

Her producer, Gordon Elliott, is just as stupid.

Awful new social-media site bans cussing, homo content, erotica.

Scott Walker's family slightly less gross than he is.

Jimmy Carter says Jesus would be okay with gay marriage.

Tix for 30th-anniversary Desperately Seeking Susan screening.

Subway's Jared mixed up in child-porn probe.

SUPER hot, intimate jockstrap shot. (Work Unfriendly)

Conservative talk-show host's reason for despising anti-gay bullying:

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How to break free from zip ties ... if you want to.

Laura Prepon is batshit crazy.

Trump doubles down, continues digging own political grave.

Trump is destroyed in Twitter war by Modern Family scribe.

Latina Miss USA contestants would not quit if Trump spit in their faces.

Male actors are never really described in these ways.

Teen Wolf booty gif.

George Michael looks ... not great.

I remember Zac Efron's bro from my teen-mag days. He is now fuckable. A lot.