Brow ... just ... brow!

Those eyebrows, though!

Obamas welcome the Pope in D.C.

Evil Martin Shrkeli will lower drug price after outcry, before going to hell.

Warner/Chappell loses massive copyright case regarding “Happy Birthday.”

LIFE BEGINS AT DECEPTION: Carly Fiorina is a bald-faced liar.

Teacher tells kid that being left-handed is satanic.

NYPD cop blew away an innocent person, claims he was tipsy.

Ha-ha hot:

http://cumpletelyhappy.tumblr.com/post/129680300964

Sexy Britney dancer goes nekkid.

Franklin Graham seriously thinks the Muppets are subversive.

Brand-new, 70-year-old cabinets.

Madonna's “Don't Cry for Me Argentina” moment.

Amy Schumer ate something precious to Jake Gyllenhaal.

Jockstrap fever.

BAM!