If you're independently wealthy, you may wanna invest in a $160 set of Golden Girls panties for every occasion, including crotchless Blanche Devereaux skivvies. Yep, $160—talk about getting your panties for a wad.

If your cooch leans to the left, you could also think about some bona fide Bernie Sanders undies. (Half of your investment fuels his campaign—in a totally unauthorized way.)

Of course, you may not want to feel the Bern down there. Keep reading for those ...