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Autograph Show Posts (2010—2014) 

A hub for all (?) of my many autograph-show posts, in honor of 10 years of Boy Culture. Enjoy!


6a00d8341c2ca253ef0191044746ed970c-800wiAll of my posts related to autograph shows—and there have been so many!—are like one, gigantic post in my mind, and so I'm grouping them all here. I first got into these things after reading an old story on the Internet about a show in the '70s at which a '30s Western star appeared, even though her face was devastated by cancer. I got the idea to do a book or a movie on these shows, so I dug into my pocket and attended one in Jersey (Chiller Theatre) and then one in Burbank (The Hollywood Show).

Dozens later, I still keep going back. I started out above it, but I'm not definitely of it, as well. They're not the posts that get the most hits, but they have more of my love than most.

What follows are all of my autograph show posts (I think!) in roughly chronological order:

Patrick-Duffy-shirtlessMan for Man from Atlantis

IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY HILTON... (2010)

Visiting the Chiller Theatre Expo with Barbara Eden, the cast of Dallas and tons more OMG-listers.

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Bill-Ted-Excellent-AdventureIt was an excellent adventure.

"HE'S INSIDE ME": CHILLER THEATRE OF THE ABSURD (2011)

Another foray into the horrifying world of Chiller.

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Valerie-Perrine
Not even Valerie Fucking Perrine could stop the music.

SNOW JOKE: THE CHILLER THEATRE THAT FROZE MY HEART (2011)

A trip to a third-world country ends badly.

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AngelyneShe wanted $100 for a photo op. For that, I should've gotten a titty-fuck.

THE "HI!" PRICE OF FAME: MAKING A CAMEO AT THE HOLLYWOOD SHOW (2011)

Meeting and greeting some stars of yesterday-once-more.

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GRegory-HarrisonI wish Gregory was not for ladies only

NOT FOR LADIES ONLY: IT'S HOLLYWOOD SHOWTIME! (2011)

Probably my fave autograph-show outing. The stars were right up my alley!

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Julie-NewmarHere, kitty, kitty, kitty...

"AT MY AGE? ARE YOU KIDDING?": HOLLYWOOD SHOW & TELL (2011)

A show where the vendors were as fun as the stars.

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Reb-BrownCELEBRITY BUFFET: ALL YOU CAN MEET @ THE HOLLYWOOD SHOW LAS VEGAS (WITH SOME CHIPPENDALES ON THE SIDE) (2011)

It was a lame show, and yet I wound up meeting Joan Collins, Tippi Hedren, Richard Hatch and the guy Madonna killed with her pussy in Body of Evidence. Plus, I scored a VIP pass to Chippendales, so it was balls-out fun.

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LORENZO-LAMASOne of my first boners was due to Lorenzo Lamas. My dick likes that cheesy shit.

GIVE US ANY CHANCE, WE'LL TAKE IT: YET ANOTHER HOLLYWOOD SHOW (2012)

I meet "Laverne" and "Shirley," not to mention yet another killer collection of aging beef.

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Valerie-HarpeI got to tell "Rhoda" she was amazing as Tallulah Bankhead. What kind of a world do we live in?

IT'S BETTER THAN DIGGIN' A DITCH: MY LATEST TRIP TO THE HOLLYWOOD SHOW (2012)

This visit was my opportunity to meet a then-healthy Valerie Harper.

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Shirtless-Parker-StevensonShaun WHO?

PARKER STEVENSON CAN'T LOSE: A QUICK HIT OF CHILLER THEATRE (2012)

One of my most interesting encounters at any autograph show was when the Hardy Boy got a rise out of me.

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Gerard-ChristopherSuper-Boy Culture

WE SAW WHAT YOU DID: SIGNING UP FOR ANOTHER AUTOGRAPH SHOW (2012)

It was all worth it to gay-embarrass (take that however you like it) Gerard Christopher.

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Trent-Ford-nakedWhat a buttinsky!

TAKE IT TO THE BURBANK: A HOLLYWOOD SHOW TO REMEMBER (2012)

I was able to deliver the kiss of death to poor Jonathan Winters and the Landers Sisters made a Matthew sandwich.

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Tom-WopatMen and now.

WARMING UP TO CHILLER: KILLER HEAT, SCORCHING CELEBS & S-S-S-S-SAMANTHA FOX (2012)

I finally get to meet the woman whose song lured me into drag in high school.

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Ryan-GuzmanFor Ryan out loud!

SIGNATURE MOVE: THE HOLLYWOOD SHOW SWITCHES IT UP (2013)

Fresh "meet" as The Hollywood Show changes locations.

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Mamie-Van-DorenTHAT is 80???

END GAME: WHEN WILL MY FASCINATION WITH AUTOGRAPH SHOWS END? (2013)

Some of the best stars yet were in captivity attendance, and yet I was already beginning to feel movie-star malaise.

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Richard-Chamberlain-shirtlessEven Richard Chamberlain was drooling over this early, sexy photo of Richard Chamberlain.

ONE GAY AT A TIME: A HOLLYWOOD SHOW TO REMEMBER (2013)

The gayest of all the autograph shows I've attended.

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Duncan-RegehrChiller thriller Duncan Regehr.

LUCKY 13: A FRIGHTENINGLY THOROUGH CHILLER THEATRE ROUNDUP (2013)

I had such a great time meeting some of my teen idols amidst all the gore-lovers.

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Andrew-Stevens-shirtlessJust FYI, most crazed stalkers don't look this hot in red towels.

AN OFFER I COULDN'T REFUSE: CHILLER THEATRE ROGUES GALLERY (2014)

This trip to Chiller made me sick (literally), but it was all worth it: My “Fish”-ing expedition landed me a big one!

6a00d8341c2ca253ef01a3fcf0a287970b-800wiFlash Gordon-back Friday!

I'M GOOD AT THIS: A LAST-MINUTE TRIP TO THE HOLLYWOOD SHOW

Sam Jones wouldn't sign a Playgirl for a million dollars, but seeing him sign everything up to and excluding nude photos? Priceless.

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6a00d8341c2ca253ef01b7c6edfa0f970b-800wi“No, seriously—I got it from oral.”

YOU HAD ME AT HELL, NO!: THE RETURN OF THE COURTS AUTOGRAPH SHOW (2014)

Everybody who was anybody was there to sign, but there was no sign of anybody else.

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Larry-MathewsHe's got legs...

STALKING IN L.A.: ANOTHER HOLLYWOOD SHOW STARF*CK (2014)

The one where I met Dale Bozzio!

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Jaason-SimmonsAA-plus!

YOU HAVE PLACED A CHILLER IN MY HEART: A RETURN TRIP TO OLD JERSEY (2014)

I can't seem to quit this thing!

6a00d8341c2ca253ef01bb0997a247970d-800wiBreaking the waves

BREAKING AWAY: THERE'S A LAST TIME FOR EVERYTHING ... COULD THIS BE MY LAST AUTOGRAPH SHOW?

Obviously, I didn't stick to this promise.

6a00d8341c2ca253ef01bb09d03746970d-800wiMr. Graaaant!

STATE OF THE REUNIONS: FRESH AUTOGRAPH SHOW RECAP! (2017)

This one was filled with high-powered reunions, including La Bamba (1987) and a few from Mary Tyler Moore (1970-1977).

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