Me back when I was emaciated (I had a can of spinach for lunch many days) with the always-bubbly and motivated Keke

And here I thought her odd chemistry with her True Jackson V.P. co-star Robbie Amell was because he was way too old for her. Perhaps there is an as-yet-unlabeled explanation: Former Nickelodeon star and current Scream Queens actress (among many other major projects) Keke Palmer has announced she isn't not gay.