Colton Haynes gets pierced. 
Cosby suing (some) accusers. Now even The Devil & Max Devlin is ruined.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens premieres. See the entire original cast.
All 305 films eligible for Oscar consideration!
More on that Paris climate agreement.
Dustin McNeer is Mc-nude. (Work Unfriendly)
Adele tour dates!
Oh, Be Clever's “Blanket” is epic.
TAG-ing Matt Bomer & Chelsea Clinton.
Orange Is the New Black-tress addresses “assault.”
Flynt fishing for proof that Ben Carson advisor sexually harassed dudes.
Melanie Griffith serving 58-year-old selfie realness.
Will Smith gently spanks Donald Trump.
Cafeteria delirium
Infamous jalapeño mac-and-cheese brat: The full story. (Video after the jump.) 
World of Wonder offers helpful gift suggestions. 
World of Wonder sent me this pressie: Selfie stick! 
Nice c*m-gutters. (Work Friendly, surprisingly.)
Ex porn star Bo Dean paralyzed in dispute.
Caitlyn Jenner apologizes for unfortunate comments.
UK papers use a couple of assholes on Twitter to gin up Madonna-bashing piece.
Madonna's speech in Manchester got cheers, not boos. People are so wimpy.
Jesus, don't tell Mariah Carey she's #2 on this chart!
Keep reading for video on the mac-and-cheese brat's arrest ... 
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