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Idiotic Dan Wootton completely fabricated a cover story for the Sun, in which he asserts Madonna was drunk at her Tears of a Clown Melbourne gig. Anyone there and anyone with access to YouTube videos—which presumably includes Wootton—knows Madonna wasn't drunk.

Furthermore, the gig is framed as being some sort of shocking meltdown. Again, watch the videos. The only way in which she shocked fans was with her uncommercial setlist. It was a highlight of her stage career, not some kind of mental break.

Anything to get clicks.