A little Bernie told me you should change your vote—or else! (Image via BernieSanders.com)

Anarchist Bernie Bro publishes superdelegate “hit list.” He wants to work within the system ... via harassment & stalking. (Bernie supports a superdelegate strategy.)

Taylor Swift receiving the Taylor Swift Award. God, imagine if they'd given it to Katy Perry.

NY, VT, WA guvs order MS travel ban over anti-gay law. If you're in any of those states, you're probably thrilled not to be sent to Mississippi anyway.

She's more than a little bit country. (Image via Independent Music Promotions)

Mimi LaRue's “Country Star” video is like female drag, by a woman. The chorus is C-U-Next-Tuesday-tastic.

Glamour thinks size 6-8 Amy Schumer is “plus-sized.” To be fair, I thought a size 6 was morbidly obese in Condé Nast terms.

VIDEO: FL's Republican Gov. Rick Scott chased from Starbucks: “A**hole!”