Pope Francis downplays significance of Bernie Sanders meeting https://t.co/PAJ5W50c88 pic.twitter.com/ylRTWE2bQO

— HuffPost Politics (@HuffPostPol) April 17, 2016

The Pope is flustered by his five-minute forced greeting with Bernie. The Pope had at first declined to meet Bernie, citing a trip to Lesbos.

Trey Gowdy and his fellow Republican goons are planning to issue their report on Benghazi, probably before the conventions. Nothing to see here.

Mariah Carey will film her wedding to Aussie billionaire James Packer, air it on her reality series Mariah's World. If you had a billion, would you mess around like this?

What type of homosexual are you? Conveniently, there are dozens of unflattering varieties from which to choose.

First report of Zika virus being transmitted via unprotected anal sex. Everything's bigger in Texas, even potential pandemics.

You know who isn't a big fan of Kendall Jenner's Calvin Klein ads? Um, Calvin Klein. He digs Bieber's, though.

 

The #purposetour will reveal @justinbieber as you’ve never seen him before. Calvin Klein will be there. Will you? #mycalvins Photographed by @tobinyelland.

A photo posted by Calvin Klein (@calvinklein) on Mar 10, 2016 at 1:35pm PST