Perhaps unsurprisingly, the police in Madrid thought something smelled when they cruised the picnic basket on this dude. Sure enough, turns out he was smuggling drugs from Costa Rica—dude had more than a pound of coke in a container between his legs.
Via the San Francisco Gate:
Spanish police, tongues firmly implanted in cheeks, tweeted a picture of the trafficker alongside the message: “A suspicious package between his legs.”
A smuggling conviction could earn the man, who was detained, up to three years in prison. Authorities did not release his name.
Three years is a long time, but at least he wasn't hung.