... breaking, that is, if this is 100 years ago. Sensible people know how the GOP feels about LGBT people (“Ick! But we'll take your money.”), but the Log Cabin Republicans, gay righties, are expressing anger that the newly passed GOP platform is—gasp!—the most anti-gay in history.

To be fair, before a certain period of time, neither party really had to address gay issues because both parties thought of LGBT people as gross. But still, in 2016, with new Republican (ha!) Trump at the helm, the GOP's latest platform is explicitly, going-out-of-its-way anti-gay.

So get over it, gay Republicans: They're just not that into you.