Towleroad's Mark Allen corners outrageous comic Eric Andre on all things LGBT, getting him to admit—in terminology I haven't heard used in decades!—that he is, for all intents and purposes, bisexual:
EA: I think everyone is bi, right? There’s no such thing as sexual orientation, or race, or gender. Those are all obsolete man-made concepts. I’ll say it again, a hole is a hole.
So Eric Andre, would you say you’re coming out as bisexual?
EA: I’ll f*ck anything that moves.
I remember a post-modern queer 'zine called Anything That Moves, but even by then the phrase was dated. Maybe it's now being reclaimed, and is certainly coming from a place of laughter first and serious sexual politics second—which could be the key to making the serious sexual politics stick.
Watch him suck face with a fake cop after the jump ...