Wrestler assumes the position. (Work Friendly! Work Friendly!)
Outsports writer Cyd Zeigler apologizes for branding closeted athletes as cowards.
“Conditioned payment” of ancient $400 million to Iran was not a hostage buy-off, but Trump howls that it was.
Trump regrets some of his past douchey words. Won't say which. Won't say he won't say crazy stuff again.
NYC Parks Dept. responds to unauthorized Trump nude with David Nivenesque with:
NYC parks department on naked Trump statue: "NYC Parks stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small.”— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) August 18, 2016
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