xHamster Bought an Alexis Arquette Sex Tape the Day After She Died So They Could Destroy It https://t.co/Wqa6tmpFJN pic.twitter.com/JSO9sVJ7hh

— Towleroad (@tlrd) September 14, 2016

Porn site xHamster bought an Alexis Arquette sex video—in order to destroy it.

.@realDonaldTrump begins criticizing Clinton during remarks in Flint church, gets cut off by pastor. pic.twitter.com/P0odYUkXsD

— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) September 14, 2016

Trump tries to make his Flint, Michigan, photo op into a campaign speech—a pastor put on the brakes!

Flint Mayor Karen Weaver praises Hillary Clinton, chastises Trump, over water crisis. Hillary up 5 nationally.

SILVER LINING: Nyle DiMarco is deaf, but at least he can't hear Donald Trump:

Why do some super-agers have great memories, while others have—wait, what?

Do you like 'em “Dumb & Hung”? (Who doesn't? I'm an ass-man, but still.)

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