Eat your heart out, Johnny Carson—Conan ate Ryan's tonsils! (Video still via Conan)

Watch Conan & Ryan Reynolds kiss—deep!—after the jump ...

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And here it is, as promised: Ryan Reynolds macks on Conan O'Brien in a The Notebook parody: