Louis C.K. hilariously riffed on why he's supporting Hillary Clinton this week, whose motherhood he cites as a major reason for her qualifications:
We've had 240 years of fathers ... A great father can give a kid 40% of his needs—tops. Tops out oat 40 % ... Any mother, just a shit mother, a not-even-trying mother? 200% ... We need, just, a tough-bitch mother who nobody likes, who just does it.
In endorsing her, he said:
I think she's great—it's not a, like a lesser of two evils, I think she's great. I really like her. think she's really talented and I think she's super smart and I think she's done this—I'd take her over anybody ... Hillary Clinton can take abuse ... We've been hazing her, we've been holding her down and spittin' in her mouth and yellin' at her, and she just gets up and goes, “Well, I just think that if children have proper health care ...”
His summary of the choices:
If you're like a liberal who's not gonna vote, you're a piece of shit ... Grow up! ... If you vote for Hillary, you're a grown up. If you vote for Trump, you're a sucker. If you don't vote for anybody, you're an asshole.
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