Taylor Lautner showmancing the bone with co-star Billie Lourd (Image via Keke Palmer, of all people)

Taylor Lautner kissed the daughter of Bryan Lourd, so he's straight. (Keke Palmer's mom once outed a famous pop star to me in my office!)

Joe Biden made a return to the Senate and casually mentioned he'll run in 2020 ... at age 78.

Austria's Hillary beat Austria's Trump — because Austria lacks this one key component the U.S. government has.

Rogue elector group wants Kasich for prez. I would take Tommy Chong at this point. Or the kid from Webster.

A real page-turner! (Image via Sean McNulty/MSPCA Angell)

Daddy in a Speedo. 2017 Massachusetts Firefighter Calendar is oof! Big Brother star goes nude. (Work Unfriendly)

That banana never stood a chance ... (Video still via Michael Henry)

Keep reading to see if gay guys and straight guys devour tube-fruit the same way ...