ABOVE: When you're in college and Greg Vaughan wants to shoot you.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Speedo spread-o, the world's worst neighbors, Doug Jones's thirst-trap son, more critical praise for A Star Is Born 'n' more ...

Above: If your first thought is that he's mismatching denims, you may be too gay.

Below: Hot Queer Eye guy in his undies, Tom Daley's mishap, South African queer style, Black Panther porn flap, Conchita Wurst forced to come out as HIV positive, and more ...

Above: An Insta that's always got the goods!

Below: Keep reading for a fitness guru's naked selfies, a(nother!) surprising Dem win, Bannon singing like a canary, a gay wedding damned by Satan, hot tennis aces and RuPaul on a plane ...

Photo of the decade: Doug Jones being sworn in, while his openly gay son QUIETLY DISINTEGRATES THE SOUL OF MIKE PENCE. pic.twitter.com/wTKHAZSrOx

— Derek Milman (@DerekMilman) January 4, 2018

I broke the Carson Jones-as-gay-hottie story, as you'll recall. I am the Woodward & Bernsntein of people's hot gay sons. Now, Carson is grabbing headlines for side-eyeing Mike Pence. I love that he is #JudgingYou.

However, things don't always go our way in politics ...

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Senator-elect Doug Jones, who had previously called on Al Franken to resign over sexual-impropriety allegations, says Trump shouldn't resign over sexual-impropriety allegations because people knew about them and elected him anyway ...

The right Attitude! (Image via Attitude)

Above, feast your eyes on Canada's anti-Trump. More on him here.

Below, six links, including an Alabama inspiration, a House Hunters hunk, an FCC twit and many sexy crop tops ...

Above, Ben Cohen is Dad forever.

Keep reading for the SAG nominations, an exiting gay ump, Omarosa's final bow and much more ...