Paul Richmond — he of this raunchy gay coloring book infamy — graciously transformed me into one of his colorless twinks.
I am now a Crayola whore!
Gosh, the image is so exact. He really nailed my body type! How'd he know this is exactly what I look like at night in my apartment?! Major props for getting my waist size down pat; people usually overshoot that by a lot.