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DListed: Matt Perry kicked Justin Trudeau's ass once, and said he almost tried to turn it into loveplay.

Highline: Meet the Mercers, a dad-and-daughter team of reclusive billionaires running the U.S. They're like the Kochs — except more evil.

KOCO News 5: Republican State Sen. Ralph Shortey hit with felony child-prostitution charges over underage boy.

Ralph Shortey's got a shawty problem. (Via NewsOK)

Politico: It's official — Congress says Trump's claims of wiretapping are made up out of whole cloth.

On Top: Alabama House approves anti-LGBTQ adoption bill over strenuous objection of lesbian Rep. Patricia Todd: “A direct attack on my community.”

Republican Rep. Rich Wingo, who spearheaded the anti-LGBTQ adoption bill in Alabama (Image via handout)

Facebook: Mark MacKillop continues trying to figure out if he has any bad angles: