Back in the Day — and see her now, at 95! (GIF via Mandy-Rascal)

The Guardian: Happy 95th to Doris Day — my pick for #1 most important living star over 80 — but LMGAO if she wants me to believe she just found out she's not 93.

With 95, you get eggroll! (GIF via Giphy)

Salon: Bernie Sanders has a great record on race, but here's why he's full of shit to suggest Trump voters are not, by and large, racially motivated.

L.A. Times: On Trump: “It is impossible to know where his presidency will lead or how much damage he will do to our nation.” Plus: Part 2!

Huff Post: Trump called out Obama for not condemning Egypt's human-rights record, now meets its dictator, shakes hands, says that's best done privately.

Mousey Baby should not hang out on beaches if he's a-scared of gay guys. (Image via Facebook)

Towleroad: Brooklyn rapper Mousey Baby faces hate-crime charges for slashing two men just because he thought they were gay.

NPR: How you can save somebody's life using Madonna's “Who's That Girl.” Speaking of Madonna: