(Video still via Hamlet Tallaj)

Too bad you can't see this guy's Ever-Lasting Gobstopper — couldn't find a host for the video that was okay with peen. But watching him strip to a Willy Wonka tune had the same effect as a Fizzy Lifting Drink.

(Image via Regan Arts)

This happened at Amanda Lepore's party for the release of her book Doll Parts.

Pic from the event (and the video itself) by Hamlet Tallaj:

This is not what Elizabeth Warren's book party will look like. (Image by Hamlet Tallaj)