(Video stills via Orbitz)

A few weeks back, Randy Rainbow was dropping hints about working with an idol of his on some special project, and now it's out!

In a splashy, gay-friendly (hell, it's actually straight-hostile) Orbitz ad, Randy does what he does best while flanked by Bianca del Rio and Miss Richfield 1981, and all three are joined by Captain Margaret Cho.

Oh, and a half-naked gymnast.

It almost makes me want to go to Egypt. Almost.

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