Just got Locky — Locky Brownlie at the march for PVH (All images by Matthew Rettenmund)

Listen, this post's title is self-explanatory — this is a photo essay of sexy dudes from Sunday's LGBT Pride March.

A case of pubic intoxication on Eighth Avenue

It's a matter of taste, so no offense is intended if you were at the march and didn't get hit on by my camera.

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Everyone was staring. He was surprised I asked to shoot him ... then asked for 1 with his sunnies!

I actually asked most everyone if I could take his picture first (with a very few exceptions) and only had one guy say no. I told his willing friends to inform him he was a shirtless muscle hunk in a public parade.

Sickest body ever!

When he went for the popsicle pose undirected, I knew he was a star.

There's no accounting for people's vanity.

One of the best pics — so cute, so natural. Chelsea never looked so good.

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JuanFer De La Torre should be the next Calvin Klein guy.

Countless hot guys below ...

All my credit cards got hard. Mariano Rubin de Celis looked like he was moonlighting from his job on Olympus.

This one was for the cover!

Could be the perfect guy — ridick hot, extremely polite, happy to pose for me ...

... and travels with a pack of cute friends!

Locky Brownlie, breathtaking in blue

Orange you glad he came? (That's David Rest in orange.)

Looked good in blue (wiseguy_00 on Instagram)

Cory D. Stewart, who later Instagrammed that the “vibes” of the day were incredible

Joshua Michael Brickman, DNA coverguy & one of NYC's prettiest people
 

JuanFer De La Torre — a scorcher

Prata Anderson's perfect pecs

Isn't he pretty in pink?

This model started out with his back to me — it's like we're soulmates!

Back for good

Matching set

I caught the stud on the left with his pants down, changing. But I was too gallant to shoot.

Glad I upgraded my lubricant

At the end of the rainbow ...

Oh, progress is very possible ...

Good first-date look

DJ Joe Lynskey — hey, Mr. DJ! (Check him out on Instagram here)

Cut?

Who wears short-shorts?

One of the adorable amfAR dancers

Trade I'm Epic pics?

So near and yet so amfAR

Tit for tat

LOVE is all I need.

Nobody told me we should show up armed!

Twinking of you

Aaron Foldenauer is an attorney running for NYC City Council, apparently on the Fuckable Families line.

  Sandal-ous behavior

Grownup time

The devil horns made me do it.

Kelly dirty dances with one hell of a hoofer.

Bandanna in public

Face in the crowd

Tall drink of water

With a side of beef to boot

Sure wished I wasn't busy with the march

Suspender bender

Tanks a lot!

Head and shoulders above the rest

Caught looking

I'd hold on tight to him, too. (Either!)

“I know why he's taking YOUR picture ...”

  Kelly has good taste!

Hair today ...

I loved these three — great energy. I fingered the spare engagement ring in my pocket while viewing the middle. :)

Look at that runway-ready pose! (And that smile!)

I was definitely experiencing nipple envy here.

Boyfriend goals

Stopping traffic

I'm her.

One of the few floats with go-go boys

Is it appropriate to say, “Dad!” ... if the guy is half your age?

The Nasty Pig pen is open!

Anchors aweigh!

The center of all the action

The architecture of Fifth Avenue just got upgraded.

Bulging with Pride

Would you like some headband?

Before you leave the house, always take one thing off. Preferably, your shirt.

Kiehling me with that eye contact

Hot peace

Make nip slips possible, too!

It was like a holding pen of hotness!

No, you!

Best tan!

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot and not lose any readers.

Gives good headdress

Nice legs

The little girl to the right's first encounter with a jockstrap?

... like rabbits

I'll drink to that!

Let the sunshine in ...

Suspenders of disbelief

Beard science

Hotlanta

They were selling padded-butt underwear — but didn't need any themselves.

Armed confrontation

This underwear model is the kind of boy you don't take home to your parents because your dad might try to fuck him.

Is this for your personal collection? he asked. 

I need some of those suspenders. Preferably, his.

I would have loved to get into his pants! I mean, but they weren't my size.

  Last couple of the day!

True colors

After all day at the march, fresh as a daisy!