(All images via Instagram @giuseppebausilio)

Last night, I posted images from my Drama Desk Awards experience, but couldn't ID one guy ... until now.

I want to be this dog.

Turns out the young man I said I wanted to take to Bermuda is Giuseppe Bausilio, and he's one of the dapper dudes in Hello, Dolly! (no wonder he looked familiar).

Also, he's 19. Which is great news, because he's legal! (Truthfully, I thought he was older. A tux does that.)

Here he is doing shirtless, crunchy pushups ...