WaPo: Only in America! O.J. Simpson, sentenced to 9 to 33 years for robbery and kidnapping, has been granted parole.
Towleroad: Loony litigant Chris Sevier is suing Dem lawmakers for displaying rainbow flags ... because gay is a religion.
ExtraTV: Linkin Park frontman Chester Bennington commits suicide by hanging at 41, months after close friend Chris Cornell did the same.
People: Singer Barbara Weldens drops dead onstage — heart-attack or electrocution could be to blame.
Page Six: Darlene Lutz admits to taking a box of Madonna's stuff — her lawyer argues it was allegedly stolen outside the statute of limitations. WOW.
Rebel Circus: Do you think straight guys are giving each other head more often lately?