I'll never understand why people are so excited by Taylor Swift — she's always struck me as petty mean girl. I mean, bitchy songs about everyone who crosses her?

Now, her first new single in years, “Look What You Made Me Do” — which, creepily, is what domestic abusers often say — is a return to that theme, with some obvious Kimye references. I also don't like the sound of this one ...

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I'm not into this one, but I imagine it will be an anthem for angry millennials:

 

Here's a smack-down song that has more of a moral high ground: